meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
I am puke
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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