I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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