she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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