in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Pooping to opera.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Randomize
