1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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