Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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