I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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