Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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