And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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