You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Less talking, more tequila
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
You need Xanax blowdarts
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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