My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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