Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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