I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Text me some of your sweat
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