Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
