Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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