I'm really into asian looking animals
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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