Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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