why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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