I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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