im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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