): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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