I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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