talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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