My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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