wat bout pragnant strippers??
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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