You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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