apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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