we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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