Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
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