I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
This beer is not sobering me up at all
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
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