u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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