What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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