mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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