she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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