Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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