he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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