So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
My balls are so social today.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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