Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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