just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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