NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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