So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
kristin has been a bad kristin
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
You ate ashes out of my bong
we should paint friendship bongs
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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