Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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