my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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