That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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