:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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