Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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