How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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