WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
people are starting to question the shark bite story
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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