I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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