You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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