OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
Randomize
