Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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