The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
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